Just some funny text files
(most of which I collected 20 years ago, so be kind)
'Oh, bother' said Pooh |
2 Dollar Bill |
Actual Headlines |
Adam and Eve |
Administratium |
Anagram Hall of Fame |
Bad Analogies |
Bad Science |
Bart Simpson's Chalkboard Writings |
Beaver Story |
Biblical Ways to Acquire a Wife |
Bio Major |
Bricklayer's accident report |
Broken Arm |
Cambridge Cakes at Exams |
Church Bulletins |
Classified Ads |
Collective Nouns |
Comments from the MIT Course Evaluation Guide |
Computer Oriented funnies |
Condom Ads |
Criminal Darwins |
Do-it-yourself C&W Songs |
Donkey Headlines |
Driver's Test Answers |
Dubious Distinction Awards |
Fascinating Trivia |
Favorite Holiday Fruitcake |
Fun Answering Machine Messages |
Funny Court Transcripts |
Good-Bad-Worse |
Haikus |
History from Student Bloopers |
Hitchcock Cameos |
How Beer is Better than Jesus |
How I Met my Wife |
How not to rob a bank |
How to Measure the Height of the Building |
Insurance Auto Stories |
Interesting Facts |
Job Hunting Verbiage |
laptop 'bumper stickers' |
Letter from the Smithsonian |
Letters from the 12 Days of Christmas |
Lincoln vs. Kennedy |
Love the Snow |
Lyrics to The Scotsman |
Murphys Rules of Engagement |
Name these Christmas songs |
Norm Sayings from Cheers |
Not Raising Hogs |
Number Brain Teasers |
NYU Admission Letter |
Oxymorons |
Palindromes |
PC Christmas Songs |
Puzzles from Car Talk |
Puzzles I gave to Chad |
Real Dear Abby Questions |
Reservations of an Airline Agent |
More Fascinating Facts |
Sex Facts |
Sex Guide from 1894 |
Sex Story |
Shakespearian plays |
Shelley Berman's Soap Experience |
Signs of our times |
Sniglets |
Spell Checker Poem |
Story of the Gloves |
Stupid Criminals |
Symbol Poem |
The Balloonist |
The Best of Carnac the Great (Johnny Carson) |
The College Food Chain |
The Final Exam |
The Fourth Son |
The Numbers of the Beast |
Tourist Questions |
Translated Slogans |
Twas the Night Before Finals |
Twas The Night Before Y2K |
United Airlines Customer Service |
Useless Facts |
What Not To Name Your Dog |
Who's on First - 1982 Johnny Carson Skit |
Who's on First - Original |
Who's the Boss |
Why Cookie Dough Is Better Than Men |
Why the Angel is on the Xmas Tree |
Wierd News Stories |
Wisdom from the Experts |