Great Company Names and Sayings
| Name | Business | Location | Image |
| FrigMobile | chilled distributuion company | Oz (Australia?) | ![]() |
| Dirty Dicks | Crab House | ![]() | |
| Stiff Nipples | Air Conditioning Service | ![]() | |
| Fu King | Chinese Restaurant | ![]() | |
| Fuk-Mi | Sushi and Seafood Buffet | ![]() | |
| FookYue | Seafood Restaurant | ![]() | |
| Knobs and Knockers | Old house furnishings | Dublin, Ireland | ![]() |
| Ash Wipe Chimney Sweeps | Chimney Sweeps | Vernon Hills, IL | |
| Holier Than Thou | Tattoo and Piercing | Wichita, KS | ![]() |
| Curl up and Dye | Beauty Salon | Denton, MD | |
| Leaf It to Me | Yard Care | ||
| Two Wongs | Chinese Restauant | Brisbane suburb Toowong | |
| Mammoth Erections | Concrete Contractor | Austin, TX | |
| Permanent Erections | Fencing Company | ||
| Cherry Poppers | Ice Cream Company | ||
| Wrekin Construction | Construction Company | U.K. | http://www.wrekin.co.uk/ |
| Lawn Order | Lawn-and-garden store (Opened by a retired police officer) | ||
| Big Dick's Halfway Inn | Bar/Pub | ||
| Bunghole Liquors | Liquor Store | ||
| Edifice Wrecks | Wrecking Company | ||
| SID's Baby Furniture | Baby Furniture | ||
| Reid and Wright | antiquarian book center (formed by Rodger Reid and Marsha Wright) | ||
| "I Move The Earth" Dirt Cheap Inc | Construction/Earth Moving | ||
| Three Ethnics & A Wasp Ltd | |||
| Beauty & The Beach | |||
| Body & Sole | |||
| Buy & Large | |||
| My Family's Nuts | |||
| Back By Monday | |||
| Be Right Back | |||
| Gone Fishing Marina | |||
| Audie & Joyce Beauty Salon & Mini-Storage | Walla Walla, WA. | ||
| Fruit-Filled Ministries | storefront church and bakery | Talladega, AL. | |
| El-Dee's Pet Shop/El-Dee's Bait Shop | Boston, MA | ||
| Tanning, Saw Sharpening & Groceries | Clatskamie, OR. | ||
| Indian Spices & Appliances | Arlington, VA. | ||
| Meats & Movies | Broken Bow, OK. | ||
| Oops! | Hair salons | Boston,MA | |
| Corner of Walk and Don't Walk | Pub/Restaurant (and right on the corner, a "Walk/Don't Walk" pedestrian sign) | New York, NY | |
| Cluck You Chicken | Restaurant | Sunnyvale, CA | |
| The Lactation Station | A breast pump retailer | Lexington, KY | |
| I. M. Wong | Tax accountant | San Francisco | |
| Jock's Trap Lounge | Bar/Restaurant | Detroit, MI | |
| Great Head | Beauty Salon | Chicago, IL | |
| Amigone | Funeral Home | Western NY | |
| The Booby Trap | Custom-made Brassiere Shop | Los Angeles, CA | |
| Half Fast Subs | Sandwich Shop | Boulder, CO | |
| Hoosier Buddy | Liquor Store | Nashville, IN | |
| Seven Eights Liquors | Liquor Store (phone number: 888-8888) | Bloomington, MN | |
| Rugsuckers | Carpet cleaning service | Minneapolis , MN | |
| Better Than A Brick | Vehicle Unlocking | IA/IL Quad City area | |
| Critter Fixers | Animal hospital | ||
| A Hair Off Brady | A hair salon just off Brady St. | ||
| Mother Truckers | Trucking Company | Westminster, CA | |
| Talk Dirty To Me | Janitorial Company | Albuquerque, NM | |
| The Best Little Hairhouse | Beauty Solon | St. Mary's, GA | |
| The Hoe House | Garden supply store | Little Rock, AR | |
| Great Cod Almighty | Fish and Chip Shop | U.K. | |
| Suck Cess | septic tank firm | South East London | |
| Tease Me, Please Me | Hair Solon | Houston, TX | |
| X-to-C (Ecstasy) | Restaurant | Merrill WI (corner of where County Highways X and C meet) | |
| Honeymooner's Gun Shop | Gun Shop | West Virginia | |
| Love is Blinds | Window Treatment company | ||
| The Shady Lady | Window Treatment company | ||
| We'll Floor U | Tile installation) | ||
| Manely Hair | Barbershop | ||
| Raiders of the Lost Art | Art gallery | ||
| Deadman Funeral Home | Funeral Home | Manchester, TN | |
| Gamble Insurance Agency | Central, SC | ||
| Crummy Plumbing Company | Ocean Shores, WA | ||
| A Pane in the Glass | Glassworks | Naples, FL | |
| Wok-N-Roll | Chinese restaurant | Yarmouth Post, MA | |
| The Hairtaker | Barbershop | Los Angeles, CA | |
| Great Buns | Bakery | Las Vegas, NV | |
| Bye Bye Bifocals | Optician | Dallas, TX | |
| Franks A Lot | Restaurant | Kansas City, MO | |
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